The life of a Johnson in Dublin: Nutcracker 2008

Johnson Quote of the Week

(Alice while being disciplined) "Mom, I'm not sticking my tongue out at you, I'm a lizard!"
Erik:"I love you tons!" Alice:"I not Tons! I Alice!"
"Mom, that guy has the WORST singing voice!" (After hearing a classic Led Zepplin song on the radio)
"Oh! I forgot you don't know exactly what I'm thinking all the time!"
"I want to get a BONKbed!"
"I'm the Queen!"
"I'm like a MONSTER! Because I scratch and bite!"
"I didn't hear you because my ears are not working!"
"Mom, I won't ever kill you. I love you too much!"
"Kate, did you cut your hair AGAIN? Why did you cut Sophia's hair?"
"Humph!"
"My bum is a little spicy."
"I can't go to church, I don't have my makeup on, I'm not pretty!" -Kate
"I always dreamed of being kissed by a princess, since I was three!"
"He He He, I'm laughing because I'm tickling myself!"
"Mom, you're the smoothie BOSS!"
"I love 1st grade! You get 3 recesses!"
"I have 2 middle names: uel and Anstrum"
"Mom, I want to help you because I love you."
"I can't eat my dinner, my leg hurts!"
"How fast was I going?"
"Why is there lipstick all over your face?"
"Sam, don't vacuum my hair!!!"