The life of a Johnson in Dublin: Neslen summer fun

All the Neslen cousins, aunts and uncles, Grandpa Par Putt and Grandma Mickies.

Johnson Quote of the Week

(Alice while being disciplined) "Mom, I'm not sticking my tongue out at you, I'm a lizard!"
Erik:"I love you tons!" Alice:"I not Tons! I Alice!"
"Mom, that guy has the WORST singing voice!" (After hearing a classic Led Zepplin song on the radio)
"Oh! I forgot you don't know exactly what I'm thinking all the time!"
"I want to get a BONKbed!"
"I'm the Queen!"
"I'm like a MONSTER! Because I scratch and bite!"
"I didn't hear you because my ears are not working!"
"Mom, I won't ever kill you. I love you too much!"
"Kate, did you cut your hair AGAIN? Why did you cut Sophia's hair?"
"Humph!"
"My bum is a little spicy."
"I can't go to church, I don't have my makeup on, I'm not pretty!" -Kate
"I always dreamed of being kissed by a princess, since I was three!"
"He He He, I'm laughing because I'm tickling myself!"
"Mom, you're the smoothie BOSS!"
"I love 1st grade! You get 3 recesses!"
"I have 2 middle names: uel and Anstrum"
"Mom, I want to help you because I love you."
"I can't eat my dinner, my leg hurts!"
"How fast was I going?"
"Why is there lipstick all over your face?"
"Sam, don't vacuum my hair!!!"