Rubber Duck Controversy

I would put this under our quote of the week, but I thought it needed a story behind it.  As I was driving Sam and his buddy in the car I heard Kate telling them that the rubber duck that she had just found on the playground was a boy.  Sam quickly responded that it wasn't a boy duck.  He said, "it doesn't have a pee-ness, it has a poo-ness."  This seemed to make sense to all little children in the car and the discussion changed to something else profound like how fast I was driving, and why I couldn't go 80 MPH in a parking lot.